爸爸=沒用ㄉ東西~~把ㄊ捐ㄌ吧~~

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' a5 D& u8 b5 u+ }+ P6 v' j# \    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">三十之年得一女，自然如心肝寶貝一般，不過我對於如何照顧嬰兒實在是一竅不通，我向老婆長歎，然後充耳不聞老婆的抱怨和怒氣，做起了<span lang="EN-US">"</span>甩手爸爸<span lang="EN-US">"</span>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">一轉眼，女兒四歲了。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
0 L$ _% b6 L9 KTea For You 茶藝論壇<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">這期間，老婆抱著女兒回娘家四次。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> . o1 k6 c/ d/ p) @3 A1 y
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">最過分的一次是女兒大便，我正在上網，老婆在廚房忙做飯，河東獅吼般讓我替女兒擦屁股，我就地取材拿了一張打印紙，結果被老婆<span lang="EN-US">"</span>上綱上線<span lang="EN-US">"</span>，說我根本不配當爸爸，抱著女兒就回了娘家。<span lang="EN-US"><br><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">過了幾日，我估計老婆已經消氣，於是登門道歉，把娘倆接了回來。 <span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
4 e/ R& m: ?, rtea,t4u<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">當然日子還是照樣過，老婆照樣一天到晚怒氣衝天，無非老生常談，批判我不做家務不帶孩子。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒四歲生日，很隆重地慶祝了一下，爺爺奶奶外公外婆舅舅舅媽呼啦啦坐了一桌。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
- X3 U$ j! d$ I. I* H3 _tea for you<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">吹滅了生日蠟燭，小舅媽笑著問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>小壽星長大了當什麼呀？<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> www.t4u.com.tw6 a+ u; p; j. Z2 m) u1 y* A( {
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: teal; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒小臉一揚，硬生生地答：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>當爸爸！<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p>
) }% v: Y2 p  r& v. P9 |3 N0 \www.t4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">大家都有些發愣，爺爺說：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>妳是女孩，長大了只能當媽媽呀。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea,t4u4 N9 e; ]: T; Z. C5 J
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒說：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>我才不要當媽媽，當媽媽一天到晚做事。我</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: teal; font-family: 標楷體;">要當爸爸，當爸爸不用做事。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> tea for you* S( E+ J; P+ x6 i+ _6 K1 a
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">好傢伙，一桌人的目光齊刷刷地在我身上定格，老婆更在桌下狠命地擰了我一把，我急忙招呼：吃菜，吃菜<span lang="EN-US">……<br><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">後來老婆就常把女兒的這句話掛在嘴邊，說，你看看，你看看，你給孩子留了什麼印象，連這麼小的孩子都知道當媽媽辛苦，你卻一點都不知道體貼我<span lang="EN-US">……</span></span></b></p> tea,t4u3 X/ f8 c3 [& r3 I3 ]9 X5 `5 d
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">老婆說著就要擦淚，我只好陪笑臉。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">那日正在家中枯坐，社區一位老婆婆敲門進來，說是為某災區募捐來了，問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>你女兒可有不穿的衣服？不妨捐出來。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> www.t4u.com.tw( V9 w# E' e( \8 f3 f
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒在旁邊看老婆婆和老婆談得熱烈，不解地問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽，什麼東西可以捐呀？<span lang="EN-US">" </span></span></b></p>
# f# k* f/ M! s  b5 U$ ]1 `  Z<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">老婆很實際地回答：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>就是家裡沒有用的東西。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p>
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6 U4 S# d& |9 Q$ [: A- i, Ptea,t4u<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒環顧著室內，然後一雙大眼睛看著我眨呀眨：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽，把爸爸捐了吧。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> & E' A+ j& \% O
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; h  u2 d3 G3 i9 etea,t4u<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒躲在老婆身後不服氣地說：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>爸爸不燒飯不洗衣服也不陪我玩，爸爸就是沒有用的東西！<span lang="EN-US">"<br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">那一刻，我第一次覺得自己<span lang="EN-US">34</span>歲的人生真叫失敗啊。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<font size="5"> 建宏兄啊!</font>           <br>

<P>完整注音文：</P>
5 `. T0 Y) V3 \4 O. ptea,t4u<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f2ffda">ㄅㄅ＝沒用ㄉ東ㄒ，ㄅ他捐ㄌㄅ∼</FONT></P>

這什麼爛文章啊！www.t4u.com.tw) _5 Z7 v- H* S3 O  W( B5 h
這種沒用的小孩，我一定拿去賣掉~~~~

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* d: ]# x6 Q& v9 Q% c* {  ttea for you<P><FONT color=black size=3>哇喔！<IMG src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/3141329636_25bd9f30d4_o.gif" border=0>這太好了啊！</FONT></P>
4 T: F2 B9 n7 z4 O7 Wtea,t4u<P><FONT color=black size=3>賣掉的那天一定要馬上通知我！</FONT></P>
5 P: W. d. [8 _  ztea,t4u<P><FONT color=black size=3>那我就可以把送給他的茶泡來喝了，</FONT></P>
5 z- s6 U3 D  ]2 y0 xtea for you<P><FONT color=black size=3>順便，可以把你美其名打算點給他聞真相為自肥的那個，</FONT></P>
8 F( g% ]0 e3 y+ c4 c' K' w) \8 Mtea,t4u<P><FONT color=black size=3>那個放在小小瓷罐裡的捲曲的木屑塞到香煙裡點了！<IMG src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/3965814715_f597452fb8_o.gif" border=0></FONT></P>

<br><br>喔!   那有人可能要一生再生囉! <br>

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這小孩也太爛了~一起拿去捐掉！

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