開會 (寫得真是絕) ,輕鬆一下!
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<h2 style="margin: auto 0cm;"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 14pt; font-family: 標楷體;"><strong>開會再開會,不開怎麼會,本來有點會,開了變不會。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>有事要開會,沒事也開會,好事大家追,出事大家推。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>上班沒幹啥,一直忙開會,大會接小會,神經快崩潰。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>銷售我不會,企劃又沒學,問我啥本領,專長是開會。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>上午有早會,午後有午會,下班不能走,還要開晚會。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>每週開週會,每月有月會,隨時檢討會,年底是年會。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>赴會要及時,小心選座位,最好靠邊邊,以免遭口水。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>雖然在開會,誰也不理誰,有人忙協調,有人無所謂。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>主席一上台,自稱大掌櫃,扯東又拉西,全憑一張嘴。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>內容沒準備,聽來活受罪,差了十萬八,大家還說對。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>台上說什麼,沒人去領會,手機不時響,怎還不散會。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>牛皮拼命吹,發言不乾脆,時間過好久,不知輪到誰。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>有人窮訓話,有人打嗑睡,有人瞎附和,有人掉眼淚。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>小聲像催眠,令人真陶醉,大聲不必怕,就當狗在吠。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>打盹有技巧,腦袋不能垂,不然被逮到,就要倒大霉。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>會開一下午,實在有夠累,沒聽兩三句,水喝好幾杯。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><strong>說來真慚愧,開會千萬回,快要退休了,還是不太會。<span lang="EN-US"></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 標楷體;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></h2><h2 style="margin: auto 0cm;"><br></h2><h2 style="margin: auto 0cm;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 標楷體;"><span lang="EN-US">PS.網載於網路 實在太好笑 拿出來分享一下!</span></span></h2>
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